Two happy hours publish a real number tonight, and both of them open at four.

Barley Republic, 48 Spanish Street. Monday to Friday, 4 to 6.

Five dollar smash burgers. Five dollar bone-in wings.

Five dollars on drafts and well drinks. Five dollars on house wine and sangria.

Call first. The number is (904) 547-2023.

A burger and a draft comes to ten dollars, which is the twelve-dollar rule with change left over in it.

That specials page prints every price on the menu and then gives you no address, no phone and no kitchen hours at all.

Conch House, 57 Comares Ave., Monday to Friday, 4 to 7.

Three hours, which is the longest happy hour window on this whole list.

What it prints is “$2 off all beer, mixed drinks and house wines.”

But two dollars off is not a price.

Two dollars off what. The page never says.

So you price that one standing at the bar.

Four hours and no number

A1A Asian Kitchen is at 6975 A1A South, and its happy hour runs from 2 in the afternoon to 6.

That is four hours of happy hour, weekdays.

Kitchen closes at 9. Plan around that. Trivia is 7 to 8:30.

The page promises “great drink specials” and then prints no number anywhere else on it.

Tuesday on that page is four separate answers at once, and every one of them contradicts the others.

The banner says live music Tue through Sat at 5:30.

The notice under it says temporarily closed on Tuesdays until further notice.

The line under that one offers a free spring roll on Tuesdays.

And then the hours table itself says Tuesday, 11 to 9.

Same four. Two weeks later, word for word, still up.

Music, and nobody prints a cover

Tradewinds, 124 Charlotte Street. Three acts on a Monday.

Reggie Starrett, 1 to 4:30. Mark Hart, 5 to 8. Mike Johnson and Brad Burns at 9.

No cover on the page. It does not say free either.

Colonial Oak is dark tonight. Next one there is Wednesday at 6.

That one is the Dave Matthews tribute band, and the venue feed marks it ticketed and prints no price.

The Tradewinds table lives on their own site and it runs the same every Monday of the year, and Mark Hart holds that five o’clock slot on five of its seven rows.

Mill Top Tavern has Josh Tennessee Worthy twice, at noon and again at 4:30, and Prohibition Kitchen has Joseph Caneva at 6.

Sarbez sits at 115 Anastasia Boulevard, over the bridge.

Open noon to midnight. Kid friendly until eight. Craft beer and grilled cheese, their words.

Edwin McCain plays Ponte Vedra Concert Hall at 7:30 tonight with Kevn Kinney opening, and that list page prints no ticket price either.

Ticket Information is a link, not a number.

The order

Barley Republic before six. Smash burger, five.

Draft, five. Ten, plus tax.

South of the bridge instead. Conch House until seven, then A1A until nine.

Trivia at seven if you stay.

If the Barley kitchen is done and nobody told you about it, Sarbez is open until midnight.